Vermilion is an orangey red pigment, which naturally occurs in ‘cinnabar’,
a mineral that is the principal ore of mercury. Together, Vermilion & Cinnabar is also the name of a huge three storey, East Manchester ‘Thai fusion’ restaurant, near to Manchester City’s
ground in industiral Eastlands.
Having recently written about my ‘Best of 2011’ (see
here), it seemed fitting that I should also enlighten you with my
worst dining experience of the year.
Previously
I have stated that, when disappointed by a meal or restaurant, I may not
necessarily get round to writing about it, for the simple reason that I would
much rather write about something or somewhere that I have enjoyed. Although, people
have said to me that I should share more of my negative experiences, which may in
turn save others the same misfortune.
Vermilion & Cinnabar make some bold
claims on their website and I must admit, in many respects, the £5 million
venue does impress. Designed by Miguel Cancio Martins
(famous for designing the Paris Buddha Bar and Alain Ducasse’s Crystal in
Marrakech), the décor is an eclectic mix of Asian inspired artefacts and hues. Vermilion
is described as a fusion between, ‘ultra-modern design with traditional Asian
antiques’ - to me, in places it seemed as though someone had been given a blank
cheque and performed a trolley dash in the homeware section of T.K. Maxx with
the brief to grab anything vaguely ‘ethnic’.
Popularly known as 'Mr.
Shrimp' or 'King Prawn', Iqbal Ahmed OBE, a Manchester based entrepreneur of
Bangladeshi origin, is the man behind the venture. Originally making his
fortune in shrimp, the success of Iqbal’s two companies, Seamark and Ibco have
earned him the accolade of the wealthiest British Bangladeshi to feature on the
Sunday Times Rich List.
The
200 cover restaurant with three private dining areas boasts onsite car parking
for 300 and an ‘urber’ (their spelling mistake) cool bar with a capacity of 400
people standing and 150 seating – this strikes me as a lot of potentially
disappointed people. With a claim of one of the best sound systems in
Manchester and a 3:30 am licence – this strikes me as a lot of potentially
disappointed people for a potentially long time!
Overseen
by one of Thailand’s most well ‘respecting’ chefs, Master Chef Chumoi Jangprai,
Vermilion & Cinnabar are rightly proud of their state of the art see
through kitchen. Designed by one of the world’s best kitchen designers Ken
Winch; whose company Sefton, Horn, Winch has completed projects for fine dining restaurants and Michelin Star
establishments such as Hakkasan,
Yauatcha, Bar Boulud, The Fat Duck,
Dinner by Heston (as well as Tate Galleries, Buckingham Palace and the Royal
Palaces in Abu Dhabi), it’s a shame the food is not befitting of a kitchen with
such illustrious associations.
After
attending a meeting at the nearby City of Manchester Stadium, I visited on a Tuesday
lunchtime, back in October. As a huge fan of chickpeas, I chose to start my
meal with Aloo Chana Kuchmur ‘a
refreshing mix of chopped onions, tomato, cucumber and potatoes’ I found the
dish, buried under crumbled poppadoms, uninspiring and unpleasant to eat – the
dish (potatoes especially) was served too cold direct from the fridge and the dried
spices tasted powdery and too aggressive in their raw state.
My
main of Phad Thai Khoong Sod did not
fare much batter. Overall I found the dish bland - the tamarind sauce did not
deliver the expected depth of flavour and the tiger prawns were rubbery. As is
common with Asian dishes, so that the diner can adjust the flavour to
satisfy their palate, chilli (dried flakes) was served alongside (as were some
stale tasting peanuts).
Disappointed by the
previous courses and thinking to myself, ‘You can’t go wrong with a fruit
salad’, for dessert I ordered the Vermilion Fruit Salad served with Wild Honey
& Raspberry Sauce. Here, some reasonably fresh fruits (again
served too cold) had been dumped arranged in a bowl and promptly ruined
by being slathered in a sickly sweet sauce which had been seemingly applied
with the elegance of a squirting elephant. As for the honey, the bees needn’t
have bothered.
All
in all, as beautiful as the venue is (in parts) if the food is not up to
scratch then I’ll not be returning or recommending. My colleague who suggested Vermillion
to me proposed the meal may not have been such great quality because it was a
Tuesday lunchtime and there was only two other tables being occupied; for me,
as a paying customer, it should not matter how busy a restaurant is, or what
time of day it happens to be – the food was simply not up to the standard I
expected.
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